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Over 1000 funny twists on common sayings.
Funny Sayings: Over 1000 funny twists on common sayings.
*Think you’re funnier; then submit your own jokes for inclusion in the app and get the credit too.
*Warning, these jokes contain swearing and topics of an adult nature and as such are intended only for grown ups. Please do not download if you easily offend you will only get upset*
*New jokes added weekly
*Submit your own joke for inclusion in the app.
*Move to SD card (android 2.2+ only.)
*This app will remember were you are up to even if you turn off your phone or update the app
*Share with SMS/Email
*Random joke button
*Hold the left arrow to go back to the start
*Hold the right arrow to go to the end
*Link to developer’s other apps in the market
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Examples of what's inside (jokes are not censored in the app):
“Bigger is better. Unless it’s a tumour.”
“My friend told me, "Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me." So I lobbed a dictionary at his head - that showed him.”
“On the other hand, you have different fingers.”
"Never judge a book by its cover.
Use the paragraph on the back, it tells you what the story is about. "
"I took part in a worst manicure contest last night.
The finish was nail biting. "
N.B. Permissions are required by the Ad networks, which keep the app free.
*****Disclaimer*****
Appsolutely Fabulous, takes no responsibility, for the content of this app. None of the jokes were written by anyone at Appsolutely Fabulous, they were all either sourced form the internet or sent in by the users of this app. We accept no blame for any offense caused, care has been taken to remove offensive jokes, however it you are offended by any of the jokes please report them to us via the app and we will consider the joke for removal.
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